Where the hell is the Laundry-Fairy??

WANTED

DEAD OR ALIVE

(PREFERRABLY ALIVE!)

REWARD OFFERED

The Laundry-Fairy

Have you spotted this fairy recently?

Noticed anything untoward in your utility room?

If so, please help us to locate this lady,who unfortunately has been M.I.A. for a number of recent weeks.

Has several well-known accomplishes;

1. The Cleaning Fairy
2. The Gardening Fairy
3. The Tidying-up Fairy
4. The Ironing Fairy

All replies will be treated in the strictest confidence.

Help us put an end to the trail of destruction and misery caused by her sudden disappearance.

GRIME-STOPPERS IRELAND

(00129)38003-938733000