DEAD OR ALIVE
Have you spotted this fairy recently?
Noticed anything untoward in your utility room?
If so, please help us to locate this lady,who unfortunately has been M.I.A. for a number of recent weeks.
Has several well-known accomplishes;
- The Cleaning Fairy
- The Gardening Fairy
- The Tidying-up Fairy
- The Ironing Fairy
All replies will be treated in the strictest confidence.
Help us put an end to the trail of destruction and misery caused by her sudden disappearance.